Cerebral Event Horizon

Is nothing sacred?

From the Sun:

Confirmed: Breast Implants Make Women Safer

Frim the Register:

A Bulgarian woman driver escaped relatively unscathed from a head-on pile-up with another vehicle when her 40DD breast implants absorbed most of the impact, Ananova reports.

Elena Marinova, 24, of Sofia, pranged her motor in the northern city of Ruse. Both cars were written off and the other driver seriously injured, local paper Standart reported.

A police expert explained: "[The implants] worked just like airbags - protecting the victim's ribs and vital organs from damage." He did, however, add: "They are not as safe as the real thing because they exploded, which airbags are not supposed to do."

Sweetie pie...don't be angry.  They're just 40DD implants--give em a try eh?  Come on...it's not that I don't think your breasts are big enough...I'm just concerned about your safety...that's all!

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