Mother Nature: I am...getting so hot...I wanna break my ice floes off
BBC says the world is the hottest it's been in 12,000 years. I would have to agree. 993 BC was a SCORCHER! Man, if you had been around, your triceratops would have melted. Me, I was still recovering from that rager back in 10000. Only a decamillenium til the birth of baby black jesus!
You know what this means, of course...every 10000 years before God comes around he heats things up. You know, give y'all mortals a taste of hell. Ahh...12006...redemption at last!
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